Shrink: Where are you at this point?

Where am I at this point?  well you know that dingy hole where the white rabbit goes into and that dumb Blondie Alice girl ...who by the way can't seem to stop talking to strangers jumps into? Yup, I'm in there too. Except I'm mines called Tokyo, Japan well sort of more like the far far far far outskirts of Tokyo, where some would say it might as well be West Virginia with its busy overpopulated excitement.  I'm in Atsugi as in Atsugi Naval Base, but HOLD ON ......no I'm not in the a serviceman, but I'm married to one and no HELLS NO! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A MILITARY WIFE! There are two categories a military wife and then the one who is married to the military man. I don't think people understand how annoying those whom we will call "Military Wives" are. I myself at one point was enlisted in the Army, however due to the opposing baby killers agenda I was medically discharged and now am what I call normal person let's avoid the politics and not go into the civilian BS. Anyways, well I moved here thinking Japan is going to Rock I mean I have a huge ocean between me and my family what more can I ask for? Yeah freaking right! this is my first and hopefully last time I will ever live on a base with all these Cheer leading cookie Baking High School reenacting Bitches!!!!!!!!!! I feel like I'm going Bananas over here.